Waiting for Costco Tires

I’m waiting for new Costco tires – They’re really the only reason to have a Costco card besides the cheaper prescriptions – cuz you’ll need em after you get sick from shopping in a giant warehouse full of cardboard crap. I’m just sitting in a chair that is part of a 5-piece outdoor furniture set with a plastic fireplace table. It’s a 5-piece patio promise of good times when you invite your 3 friends over for the 12-piece blueberry muffins and the 48-piece Applewood bacon set. Walking down these no-frills aisles is like paging through a second grade workbook – bigger, better, best. How much more can you cram in your car, in your house, down your throat – to save 43 freakin’ cents?