Forget Online Dating

Go to an actual mall that has the Men's Warehouse. Literally - It's a warehouse full of men - all different shapes and sizes. They're vulnerable too - Standing there without a clue...black, brown blue - single or double-breasted. I start pulling suits off the rack for this soon-to-be groomsman while my senior slips on a prom tux. This guy's melting with gratitude. I'm sure if I came back with a large container of pretzel bites he'd sign over his house. They should just hang the men up on the racks and let the women sort through them. Pull one off - try one on. Too matchy matchy - too itchy scratchy. It's all good don't worry, if you don't find one today there's another truckload coming in tomorrow.