F--k Pickleball

F--k Pickleball - Full of half courts and half measures - half skirts and half hearts. It’s not a sport. It’s the last half activity after the first half of your life is over - and you’re game over with your half paddle and your half steps - Every body up at the net all crowded and ungraceful - short strokes for short sights. And after you’ve worked up your no sweat and your no appetite you can can sit down with your half friends for your half-carafe and charcuterie.