CharcuterieSniper Pick-Up/Drop-Down

“I think we’ve met before.”

“Yeah? Did I like you?”

“Is this seat taken?”

“Yes I’m saving it for my soulmate.”

“Are you typing my phone number into Notes? Really?”

“Well, what do you want to do then?”

“I want to punch you in the face.”

“I’m not looking for a commitment.”

“Awe shucks I was hoping we could go steady.”

“Are you from here?”

“Depends, do you come here often?”

“I was just trying to make small talk”

“Can you make any big talk?”

“You’re so evasive. What are you?”

“I’m a hologram.”

“I’m working on a multi-million dollar real estate project and this is my new Lambo.”

“Is this you making up for bad sex?”